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1996 Classic: The VHS Rewind Mandate

Finding a handwritten sticker on the church library’s video collection that reads “Be Kind, Rewind or Face Divine Retribution.”

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
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2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
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2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
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2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
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2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle07/09/2012 01:56What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Finding_Nemo_Dory09/23/2007 17:07Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Coffee_Addict04/07/2006 01:42404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Cyber_Security_X08/18/2004 14:10Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Donnie_Darko_8810/13/2000 12:35Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/23/2006 03:18The future is laughing at us.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo09/17/2010 01:19Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Liger_Owner_X12/31/1997 07:36It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@iPhone_User_0703/01/2002 12:49There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Podcast_Listener02/24/1999 23:54I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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