The senior pastor refusing to include any scientific fact in his sermon unless he can physically point it out in a volume of the 1988 Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on his study shelf.
Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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