The ultimate 1995 conversational extinguisher for when your brain has officially run out of comebacks. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life &… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Talk to the Hand”

 I’m talking to three people in my local area code through my computer, and I feel like I’m living in Star Trek. Part of the 60… Read More »1995 Archive: The Bulletin Board System (BBS)

 There’s a special kind of 1995 wealth that involves having a fake cellular antenna glued to your back window just to look important in traffic.… Read More »1995 Archive: The Car Phone Antenna

 You know a movie is bad when the soundtrack CD has three Top 40 hits and the film is out of theaters in two weeks.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Movie Soundtrack

 I’ve been staring at these green dots for three days and I still don’t see a sailboat, I just have a headache. Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Magic Eye Poster

 Placing an order over the phone and waiting “6 to 8 weeks” for delivery like a pioneer waiting for a supply wagon. Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Catalog Shopping

We’re being told the “Internet” will connect the world, yet I still trust a rotating wheel of paper cards to hold my entire social life.… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Rolodex Loyalty

 Trying to walk perfectly still so your portable CD player doesn’t turn your favorite song into a techno remix. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The CD Skip

 It says “Multimedia” on the box, which mostly means it has a CD-ROM drive and speakers that sound like a tin can. Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Multimedia PC

 If my jeans aren’t touching my ribcage, am I even dressed? Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Legacy: The High-Waisted Everything