Walking together while trying to keep the portable CD player perfectly level so the music doesn’t skip. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Discman

 We don’t argue about finances anymore; we argue about who had the remote last during Seinfeld. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena &… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Remote Control

 My husband thinks he can predict the weather now because he saw Bill Paxton do it in a movie. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1996 Archive: The Twister

 My wife bought “Yoga for Beginners” on VHS. She did it once, and now the cat uses the mat as a scratching post. Part of… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Yoga Tape

 My husband refused to buy one. “LaserDiscs are the future, honey. Don’t be fooled by these tiny coasters.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The DVD Player

 My wife ate the whole box because “they’re fat-free.” That’s not how biology works, Susan. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena &… Read More »1996 Classic: The Snackwell’s

 My wife is already crying about a movie that isn’t even out yet because she saw a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio. Part of the 55… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Titanic Hype

 1996 is the year my wife decided that lids and containers should never, under any circumstances, match. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Tupperware

 We developed a camera from 1994 and spent $10 just to find 24 blurry pictures of the back of the dog’s head. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Disposable Camera

 My husband got a digital organizer so he wouldn’t forget our anniversary. He forgot to buy the batteries. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The PalmPilot