“Measure twice, screw in once.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 How many skaters does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes twenty tries and a broken wrist to nail the landing.… Read More »1995 Archive: The Skateboarder

 Does the bulb even want to be changed? Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 They don’t screw it in; they break the window to let the light in. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Archive: The Fireman

 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: The Lawyer

 They don’t change it; they’re just glad the old one stayed lit this long. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Optimist

 One, but they have to run 5 miles before they do it. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Jogger

 How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to promise “Change” and another to blame the previous guy for the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Politician

 Why bother? The new one will just burn out too. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 They don’t change the bulb; they just abduct the lamp. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified