1995 Legacy: The Politician

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to promise “Change” and another to blame the previous guy for the darkness.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

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@AOL_Instant_Msg12/07/2008 18:36I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz10/30/2004 13:41The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant10/03/1997 19:35They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Optical_Mouse_9907/31/2002 22:57I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Stick_Death_Fan01/01/2014 06:02Brutally funny! Keep them coming.