1995 Vintage: The Carpenter

“Measure twice, screw in once.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

@Flash_Animator05/12/1997 02:13I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Mainframe_Manny08/31/2003 15:44Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Overclocker_Pro09/02/2008 21:20My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Napster_Search02/26/2006 09:17Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@StoneCold_31601/12/2005 14:08And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@iPhone_User_0705/14/2006 23:00There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

@Hashtag_Master10/16/2001 04:57#funny #joke #retro #90s