1995 Classic: The Lawyer

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

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@Fresh_Prince_Will09/28/2004 17:01Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@USB_Pioneer01/02/2003 14:07Plug and Play laughter!

@Cyber_Security_X07/02/2006 21:05Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Scumbag_Steve_X02/23/2010 15:40Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Woman_Yelling_C02/09/1995 11:40The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Get_Flash_Player01/17/1995 14:49Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Bebo_Lover_0504/09/2001 13:41Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!