1995 Classic: The Pessimist

Why bother? The new one will just burn out too.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User12/02/2011 15:12I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings01/25/2014 02:46One joke to rule them all!

@Jackass_Johnny03/29/2007 21:02Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Chocolate_Rain01/28/1995 20:42I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Deal_With_It_G03/15/2003 13:10Deal with it. This is gold.