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1995 Classic: The Philosopher

 Does the bulb even want to be changed?

Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Last_Commenter07/04/1999 03:10Saving the best laugh for last!

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