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2016 Classic: Brangelina (The Split)

 Why did 2016 feel so cold? Because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie officially ended, proving that if the most beautiful couple on Earth can’t make it work, the rest of us should probably just give up.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Demogorgons” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
 Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
 Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendric...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
 Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
2025 Legacy: Oasis Reunion Tour
 Why are tickets costing more than a small island? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space
 Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of s...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition
In 2024, the world became a waiting room for the latest Taylor Sw...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
 Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood want...read more »
2024 Classic: The Year 2024
 Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »
2024 Classic: Bad Monkey
 Why was Vince Vaughn in Florida? Because in 2024, we learned tha...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »

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2024 Archive: Glen Powell
 Why was he everywhere? Because in 2024, between Twisters and Hit...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
 Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the sta...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes02/11/2000 15:41Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Msdos_Commander06/04/2009 12:37C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Sid_Meier_Fan12/13/2009 21:23Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Terminator_T80001/04/2002 14:56I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Pikachu_Fan_8803/18/2008 17:38Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Spice_Girl_Posh07/23/2011 10:58Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli09/15/2005 22:54That still only counts as one laugh!
@DVD_Rom_King01/20/2015 14:56More capacity for humor on this site!
@Marla_Singer_Fan10/26/1995 19:46A joke for the end of the world.

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