Why did we see people talking to themselves? Because the first Bluetooth spec was released, paving the way for those tiny ear-glowing lights that made everyone look like a low-budget cyborg.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Countdown” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2004
Why were we so ready for 2005? Because 2004 was the year the "So...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of Google Earth
Why were we "flying" over the planet? Because we spent hours zoo...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD
Why were we fighting again? Because the "Format War" started, an...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Reddit
Why was it just a list of blue links? Because Steve Huffman and ...read more »
2002 Archive: The Ring (US Version)
Why were we afraid of VHS tapes? Because 2002 taught us that if ...read more »
2002 Legacy: The "Osbournes" Reality Show
Why was Ozzy yelling for Sharon? Because MTV showed us that even...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of the PSP (US)
Why did we want a "Walkman for the 21st century"? Because Sony g...read more »
2003 Archive: The Launch of Steam
Why were PC gamers mad? Because Valve told us we had to install ...read more »
2003 Archive: The Launch of Myspace
Why were we learning HTML? Because Tom became our first "friend,...read more »
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2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch
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2005 Archive: The Launch of Pandora Radio
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2005 Classic: The Launch of MySpace Music
Why was the profile song so loud? Because you hadn't truly lived...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Launch of LinkedIn
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Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Problem? No, just laughs!