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1996 Legacy: Blink-182 (Cheshire Cat)

 Why did punk get so happy? Because we started trading the “grunge” flannel for songs about farting and running through the streets naked.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Quake_Fragger11/28/2012 05:25M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@PalmPilot_Pro07/29/2007 21:15Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@StreetFighter_Ken02/24/2014 00:53Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Mean_Girls_Regina11/11/2010 05:40Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Pirates_Jack_S06/19/2000 09:05But you have heard of this joke!
@Gnutella_User07/14/2013 09:39Peer-to-peer laughing!
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@Dale_Doback_Fan11/04/2014 10:27Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@WordPress_Fan_0306/27/1999 12:44The best thing since version 1.0!
@Neopets_Trader12/23/1996 13:23Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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