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2012 Vintage: Battleship’s Logic

 Why was Battleship a target? Because turning a game where you sit in silence and say “D-4” into a $200 million alien invasion epic is the definition of “Hollywood reaching for ideas.”

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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