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2007 Classic: Avril Lavigne (Girlfriend)

 Why was she “the mother-flippin’ princess”? Because in 2007, she traded her neckties for pink streaks and a song that sounded like a cheerleading camp on caffeine.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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