2014 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Smartphone Thumb.’ They said, “Only if you can type the appeal with your toes.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Insurance
2014 Archive: The Tinder “Passport”
Why was the guy “matching” with people in Sweden while in his bed in Ohio? Because Tinder launched “Passport,” and he was “virtual traveling” to… Read More »2014 Archive: The Tinder “Passport”
2014 Vintage: The Julianna Margulies Win
Why did she win again for The Good Wife? For proving that broadcast TV can still deliver drama that doesn’t require dragons or a meth… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Julianna Margulies Win
2013 Archive: The 2013 iPhone 5S
It has a fingerprint scanner! I’m currently unlocking my phone with my toe just to prove I can. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The 2013 iPhone 5S
2012 Legacy: The “Binders Full of Women” Quote
Why was Mitt Romney looking for office supplies in 2012? Because he thought the best way to diversify his Cabinet was to browse through a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Binders Full of Women” Quote
2012 Legacy: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Bank Vault
2012 Archive: The Battery
I’m “positive” the world isn’t ending today. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The FarmVille Crop Interruption
The parish secretary accidentally leaving her laptop screen open on the fellowship table, blasting a loud digital cow sound effect right in the middle of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The FarmVille Crop Interruption
2011 Vintage: The 2011
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2011. / 2011 who? / 2,011 reasons why this year is epic! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The 2011
2011 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2011 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish