2022 Archive: The Tiger Woods Masters Walk
Why was the crowd so loud for 47th place? Because Tiger finished 72 holes on a rebuilt leg, proving that “finishing” is a victory when… Read More »2022 Archive: The Tiger Woods Masters Walk
2022 Vintage: Morbius
Why did the vampire say “It’s Morbin’ Time”? He didn’t actually say it in the movie, but the internet memed it so hard they released… Read More »2022 Vintage: Morbius
2022 Archive: The 2022 FIFA World Cup (Qatar)
Messi finally got the trophy. 2022 ended with the greatest soccer game ever played. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar… Read More »2022 Archive: The 2022 FIFA World Cup (Qatar)
2022 Legacy: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the “New Year’s Resolution”? For “breach of contract regarding his gym attendance.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Technicality
2021 Archive: The Death of Dusty Hill
Why the ZZ Top beard? For the loss of the bassist who helped define the Texas blues-rock sound for 50 years. Part of the 42… Read More »2021 Archive: The Death of Dusty Hill
2021 Archive: The Launch of “Clubhouse”
Why were we just listening? Because for three months, we all thought “audio-only social media” was the future, right before we realized we’d rather just… Read More »2021 Archive: The Launch of “Clubhouse”
2020 Classic: Best Rap Performance
Why “Higher”? Because Nipsey Hussle’s legacy was the most important thing in the room. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020 “Bad Guy &… Read More »2020 Classic: Best Rap Performance
2020 Vintage: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in a Netflix binge. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The “Baby Yoda” Season 2
Why was the green toddler eating frog eggs? Because The Mandalorian returned to save 2020, and we all just wanted to see what the “Child”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Baby Yoda” Season 2
2020 Legacy: The Tyler Perry Honor
Why the Special Award? For building “Camp Quarantine,” where he filmed entire seasons while the rest of the world was still trying to figure out… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Tyler Perry Honor