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2009 Classic: The Chef

 “I’ll change it, but only if it’s molecularly gastronomy-approved.”

Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_First_Friend08/22/2007 23:30I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Jackass_Johnny10/26/2014 07:32Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Ninja_Turtle_R03/12/2012 16:26Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/10/2000 07:10The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@No_Way_Jose01/24/1995 01:43No way! That’s too much!
@Social_Media_G08/08/2006 00:29I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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