2020 Vintage: The “Baby Yoda” Season 2
Why was the green toddler eating frog eggs? Because The Mandalorian returned to save 2020, and we all just wanted to see what the “Child”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Baby Yoda” Season 2
2018 Vintage: The Alpha
I told her I’m a caveman. She said, “Your grooming habits certainly suggest so.” Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos”… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Alpha
2018 Vintage: SZA’s Snub
Why did she lose Best New Artist? Because the Academy has a long history of making us wait for excellence, even when Ctrl was the… Read More »2018 Vintage: SZA’s Snub
2017 Archive: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a sea where the stars are on strike.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Archive: The Sailor
2016 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2016 Vintage: The Serena Williams 22nd Slam
Why was she matching Steffi? Because she won Wimbledon and proved that “Queen” is a permanent title. Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Serena Williams 22nd Slam
2016 Vintage: The USB-C Everything
Why was the tech guy carrying 50 adapters? Because “One cable for all” actually meant “One cable for nothing without a dongle.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The USB-C Everything
2015 Vintage: The Heart Rate Anxiety
I went to the ER because my watch said my heart rate spiked. The doctor asked what I was doing at the time. I said,… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Heart Rate Anxiety
2014 Vintage: The Julianna Margulies Win
Why did she win again for The Good Wife? For proving that broadcast TV can still deliver drama that doesn’t require dragons or a meth… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Julianna Margulies Win
2014 Archive: The Tinder “Passport”
Why was the guy “matching” with people in Sweden while in his bed in Ohio? Because Tinder launched “Passport,” and he was “virtual traveling” to… Read More »2014 Archive: The Tinder “Passport”