I went to the ER because my watch said my heart rate spiked. The doctor asked what I was doing at the time. I said, “I was watching the battery percentage on my phone drop to 1%.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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