2017 Archive: The Sailor

“A dark room is just a sea where the stars are on strike.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja05/20/2009 01:16Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Geocities_Neighbor07/06/1998 08:35Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@CRT_Brightness02/16/2007 02:33I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Nsync_Justin08/25/2010 20:08Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Fight_Club_Member03/20/2012 19:24I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Chocolate_Rain03/02/2010 19:03I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Spawn_Camper_J07/30/2004 17:20I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Salad_Fingers_F05/23/1999 04:35I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@I_See_What_You07/20/1995 21:31I see what you did there. Clever!