The parish secretary accidentally leaving her laptop screen open on the fellowship table, blasting a loud digital cow sound effect right in the middle of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The FarmVille Crop Interruption
Why was the ghost jumping in front of the TV for no reason? Because he was trying to play Kinect Adventures and the camera couldn’t… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Kinect” Fail
“The weather forecast for my liver.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Bookmark
Why were we asking strangers questions? Because we decided that Yahoo Answers was too chaotic and we needed a place where “experts” could give us… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Launch of “Quora”
“I’ll change it, but only if it’s molecularly gastronomy-approved.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified
Why Sylvester Stallone? For a sequel that proved that at age 62, Sly could still take out an entire army using only a jeep-mounted machine… Read More »2008 Classic: The Rambo Gore
My doctor was using his new smartphone during the exam. I asked what he was doing. He said, “I’m trying to find your appendix, but… Read More »2008 Archive: The GPS Diagnosis
Why did the tourist buy a tripod? Because he wanted to be the first person to “Vlog” a 10-minute video of him complaining about airport… Read More »2008 Legacy: The YouTube Vlogs
Mel Gibson made a movie where everyone speaks Mayan. It’s intense, bloody, and I have no idea what they’re saying. Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2006 Classic: The Apocalypto Subtitles
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