2001 Archive: The “Gladiator” Armor
Why did Russell Crowe win? Because the Academy decided that any man who can fight a tiger in a skirt and still look intimidating deserves… Read More »2001 Archive: The “Gladiator” Armor
2001 Vintage: The Euro 2004 Qualifiers
Why were the underdogs rising? Because 2001 was the year teams like Greece started realizing that if you play enough defense, anything can happen. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Euro 2004 Qualifiers
2000 Classic: The Furniture
She told the recliner it was “encouraging laziness.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: Hugh Jackman (X-Men)
Why did he have claws? Because in 2000, we realized that Wolverine was the only person who could open those impossible plastic toy packages without… Read More »2000 Vintage: Hugh Jackman (X-Men)
1999 Vintage: Abdullah II of Jordan
Why was the new King so popular? Because he went undercover in his own government to see how bad the service was—a move that would… Read More »1999 Vintage: Abdullah II of Jordan
1999 Classic: The Umbrella
She uses her umbrella to “poke” at my life choices. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Classic: The Umbrella
1999 Archive: The 1999 Millennium Fever
Why were there Y2K jokes? Because everyone was terrified that at midnight, the Emmy statuettes would turn back into pumpkins and the teleprompters would explode.… Read More »1999 Archive: The 1999 Millennium Fever
1998 Classic: The Furby Invasion
Why did everyone stay awake on Christmas Eve 1998? Not for Santa, but because they were trying to find the “off” switch on a Furby… Read More »1998 Classic: The Furby Invasion
1997 Legacy: The Heineken
A guy orders a Heineken. The bartender says, “Ah, a man of international mystery.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance &… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Heineken
1996 Classic: The Mirror
A man stands naked in front of a mirror and says, “Look at that! 180 pounds of pure dynamite!” His wife says, “Too bad the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Mirror