Why did everyone stay awake on Christmas Eve 1998? Not for Santa, but because they were trying to find the “off” switch on a Furby that wouldn’t stop screaming “Me hungry!” in the dark.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
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41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
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In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
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39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
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38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
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