The parish secretary accidentally leaving her laptop screen open on the fellowship table, blasting a loud digital cow sound effect right in the middle of a serious pastoral meeting because her virtual Facebook crops were ready for harvest.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
The magic man... is laughing!
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