Why the ZZ Top beard? For the loss of the bassist who helped define the Texas blues-rock sound for 50 years.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2021 “Drivers License, Happier Than Ever & The Renaissance of Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Harry Styles “Fourth House”
Why the acoustic shift? For Harry moving away from the synths to ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Oasis Reunion Miracle
Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at thei...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jack White “Electric Blues”
Why the return to the riffs? For Jack proving that a fuzzy guitar...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Steve Albini
Why the engineering legend? The loss of the man who gave the soun...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Future & Metro Boomin “We Don’t Trust You”
Why “Like That”? The spark set the hip-hop world on fire and star...read more »
2024 Archive: The Eminem “The Death of Slim Shady”
Why young Marshall? A conceptual battle with his alter ego proved...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2025 “Oasis Mania, GTA VI Soundtracks & The AI-Pop Singularity” Edition
In 2025, the music industry stopped chasing the future and decide...read more »
2025 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo “Spilled Guts” Finale
Why the punk energy? For Olivia ending her world tour with a live...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2001 “iPod Launch, Garage Rock & The Lady Marmalade Fever” Edition
In 2001, the music industry was teetering on a cliff. While the l...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The NewJeans “Global Standard”
Why the luxury brands? For the K-Pop group that officially erased...read more »
2024 Archive: The St. Vincent “All Born Screaming”
Why so raw? Annie Clark produced herself and created an album tha...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2011 “21, Born This Way & The Dubstep Drop” Edition
In 2011, the music industry was owned by a girl from London with ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Oasis “Live ‘25” Resurrection
Why the silence? Because everyone was too busy waiting in a virtu...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!