2022 Legacy: The Technicality

Why did the lawyer sue the “New Year’s Resolution”? For “breach of contract regarding his gym attendance.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

@Encarta_User11/13/2004 15:59I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@XFiles_Spooky_M08/29/2010 07:34Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Keyboard_Warrior02/09/2008 09:00F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/01/2007 14:17Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Mocking_Sponge05/01/2001 17:46mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@IMVU_Chatter06/11/2003 23:233D laughs are the best!

@Spawn_Camper_J12/17/2012 10:58I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Streamer_Pro_9912/17/2011 12:32Thanks for the donation and the joke!