2019 Archive: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Audiobooks” that allowed people to learn the law without paying his “reading fee.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Library
2018 Legacy: The Spider-Man (Into the Spider-Verse)
I met another version of myself today. He was “multi-versatile” and twice as punny. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Spider-Man (Into the Spider-Verse)
2018 Legacy: The 2018 Icon
One, but they do it while checking their ‘Screen Time’ and realizing they’ve spent 4 hours on TikTok. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The 2018 Icon
2018 Archive: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
The rich kid who showed up to gym class wearing ultra-rare, knitted designer sneakers, spending the entire fitness run crying because someone accidentally stepped on… Read More »2018 Archive: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
2017 Classic: Shape of You
Why was Ed Sheeran everywhere? Because he was “in love with the shape of” every single radio station playlist from January to December. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: Shape of You
2017 Classic: The Baywatch Movie
“I’m running in slow motion!” “You’re just running late, and the slow motion is making it worse. Move!” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The Baywatch Movie
2017 Vintage: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the charger. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Final Result
I tried to do the “Salt Bae” move with the pepper. It went into the pasta water. The pasta is now ruined. Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Final Result
2016 Legacy: The Kit Harington “Revival” Joke
Why? Because Jon Snow dying and coming back to life was the only thing more dramatic than the Best Actor race. Part of the 40… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Kit Harington “Revival” Joke
2016 Archive: The “Work from Home” (Still)
Fifth Harmony is still in the construction site. 2016 is the year of the “hammer-based” dance move. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Work from Home” (Still)