“I think I’m a host in a theme park.” “Because you’re deep?” “No, because my life is just a repetitive loop of waking up, working, and getting yelled at by you.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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