2017 Vintage: The Pig

I’m “hogging” the charger.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

@Dial_Up_King12/18/2011 18:33Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Spice_Girl_Posh10/11/2003 21:09Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Terminator_2_Fan09/13/2004 09:03Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor09/02/2004 07:57One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Judge_Dredd_Law12/02/2009 23:53I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Footloose_Ren08/25/2012 08:34Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Gaia_Online_Gold10/21/1995 08:25Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan10/30/2000 15:47Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Not_Bad_Obama02/14/2005 23:24Not bad. Not bad at all.