2024 Vintage: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a sea with no ‘Moana 2’ trailer.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Sailor
2023 Archive: The Thanksgiving Turkey “Liberty and Bell”
Why did the President pardon them? Because they were the only ones in D.C. in 2023 who were “Guilty of Nothing” and “Ready for a… Read More »2023 Archive: The Thanksgiving Turkey “Liberty and Bell”
2022 Legacy: The The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Why was the Dad acting like Nicolas Cage? Because the movie proved that being Nicolas Cage is a full-time job that requires a lot of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
2022 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket getting temporarily wedged between the narrow wooden armrests of an old family pew while trying to… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2022 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘testing the structural integrity’ of the house.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
2021 Classic: The “Double Masking” Recommendation
Why did we wear two masks? To prove that in 2021, we were twice as worried as we were in 2020, but only half as… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Double Masking” Recommendation
2021 Legacy: Free Guy
Why was the dinner so “NPC”? Because after the Ryan Reynolds movie, we realized that we’re all just background characters in Mom’s high-stakes “Thanksgiving Simulation.”… Read More »2021 Legacy: Free Guy
2020 Archive: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Archive: The Scared Computer
2020 Classic: The Horse
I’m “stable” for now. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Julia Garner Repeat
Why Ruth Langmore again? For proving that swearing with a Missouri accent is the only therapy we actually need. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards… Read More »2020 Archive: The Julia Garner Repeat