Why did the President pardon them? Because they were the only ones in D.C. in 2023 who were “Guilty of Nothing” and “Ready for a Nap.”
Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2023 “AI Revolution & Indictment Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
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I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!