I’m “stable” for now.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
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