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2024 Vintage: The Sailor

 “A dark room is just a sea with no ‘Moana 2’ trailer.”

Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the “Brat Summer” archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/31/1996 13:14Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid07/29/1996 03:02Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Binary_Boy12/11/2011 19:0201001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Firewire_Fan04/24/2011 06:16Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Starship_Troopers05/19/1999 02:07I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Trainspotting_Rent03/19/2006 05:08Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Goosebumps_Kid12/19/2007 02:17Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Hi5_Pro_User09/21/2004 08:56High five for this joke!

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