Why was the Dad acting like Nicolas Cage? Because the movie proved that being Nicolas Cage is a full-time job that requires a lot of “Nouveau Shamanic” energy.
Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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