2017 Classic: Shape of You

Why was Ed Sheeran everywhere? Because he was “in love with the shape of” every single radio station playlist from January to December.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »

Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »

Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »

Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »

Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »

Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9909/12/2015 07:37I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/15/2003 04:02My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@XFiles_Spooky_M08/08/1996 09:16Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Ancient_Aliens_G11/30/1995 04:06I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Ermahgerd_Girl07/21/2007 17:47ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Metacrawler_X03/31/2001 10:03Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Troll_Face_Real10/28/2004 02:37Problem? No, just laughs!