1997 Legacy: The Virtual Reality Dream
We’re all wearing bulky headsets in arcades thinking this is the future, while we’re actually just getting motion sickness in 240p. Part of the 59… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Virtual Reality Dream
1997 Classic: The Manhattan
A guy orders a Manhattan. The bartender asks, “Central Park or Brooklyn?” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls”… Read More »1997 Classic: The Manhattan
1997 Legacy: The Pathfinder Mission
NASA landed a rover on Mars in 1997. A man says, “It’s amazing, they can find water on Mars from millions of miles away.” His… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Pathfinder Mission
1996 Vintage: The Dream Team III
Why were the Olympic games boring? Because the gap between Team USA and the world was so big that the opponents were asking for photos… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Dream Team III
1996 Archive: The Fish’s Grade
Why was the fish so smart? Because it lived in a “school.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Fish’s Grade
1996 Legacy: The Karaoke Singer
One, but they’ll sing “I Will Always Love You” to the burnt-out bulb first. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Karaoke Singer
1996 Vintage: The Bulletin Font Madness
Reading an announcement about a funeral reception printed entirely in Comic Sans font because the office computer just received new typeface options. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Bulletin Font Madness
The Sony Walkman skip-protection (1994)
Me: “Finally got a CD Walkman with 10-second skip protection!”Also me: *Takes one step*CD Walkman: “I’m about to end this man’s whole musical career.”