2003 Legacy: The “Ignition (Remix)”
It’s the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen… and it’s playing at every single party I attend until December. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Ignition (Remix)”
2003 Classic: The Desktop Screensaver Trance
The choir children staring blankly at a heavy desktop monitor in the office for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the Windows XP flying windows animation,… Read More »2003 Classic: The Desktop Screensaver Trance
2002 Classic: The Laptop
I’m a worker. I’m just “folding” under pressure. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The VHS Rewind Warning
Finding a bright yellow sticker on a rented video from the church media shelf warning that failure to rewind the tape will result in a… Read More »2001 Archive: The VHS Rewind Warning
1999 Classic: The Bill
“This bill is huge!” “Well, it includes a surcharge for the millennium. We have to pay for the ‘Year 2000’ stickers on all the equipment.”… Read More »1999 Classic: The Bill
1999 Legacy: American Pie
Why did we stop eating dessert? Because Jason Biggs made us realize that a warm apple pie was no longer just a tasty treat, but… Read More »1999 Legacy: American Pie
1999 Classic: The “Centennial” Panic
Why were the logistics officers crying? Because they realized their inventory software thought a shipment arriving in 2000 was actually 99 years late. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Centennial” Panic
1998 Legacy: The 1998 French World Cup
Everyone is suddenly a soccer expert, even if they can’t find France on a map. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition… Read More »1998 Legacy: The 1998 French World Cup
1998 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer bill for the time he spent waiting for the elevator? He called it “vertical transit consultation.” Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
1998 Legacy: The MP3 Discovery
Why was the IT department so happy? They found a way to squeeze a whole CD into a file that only takes “half a day”… Read More »1998 Legacy: The MP3 Discovery