2008 Archive: The Craigslist Killer Hype
Why was Mom so worried about the “Free Stuff” section? Because the news was full of internet scares, and she was convinced the turkey we… Read More »2008 Archive: The Craigslist Killer Hype
2008 Classic: The Metal
I’m “iron”-ic. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Airbag
She asked if the car has a “Mother-in-law” setting where the AC stays at exactly 62 degrees and the radio is muted. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Airbag
2007 Legacy: The Tim Donaghy Scandal
Why were the refs under the microscope? Because an NBA referee was caught betting on games he officiated, making every whistle for the next year… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Tim Donaghy Scandal
2007 Classic: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather
Why was it the “Fight to Save Boxing”? Because it broke every pay-per-view record and officially crowned “Money” Mayweather as the new king of the… Read More »2007 Classic: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather
2007 Classic: The 300 Logic
“Tonight, we dine in hell!” I said this before we went to her mother’s for dinner. She didn’t laugh. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2007 Classic: The 300 Logic
2006 Vintage: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
Why “Don’t Phunk with My Heart”? Because the Black Eyed Peas were the only ones brave enough to use “Phunk” as a verb. Part of… Read More »2006 Vintage: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
2006 Legacy: The Speaker
Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Speaker
2006 Classic: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why “Since U Been Gone”? Because Kelly Clarkson’s high notes could actually be heard from space. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2006 “Dismantling… Read More »2006 Classic: Best Female Pop Vocal
2004 Legacy: The Google Search Monopoly
The librarian looking completely defeated while trying to explain to students that typing “Give me the answers to page 42” into the search bar would… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Google Search Monopoly