2016 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why Drones? Because Muse convinced us that the robots are coming, and they have very loud guitars. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Classic: Best Rock Album
2016 Classic: Best Dance Recording
Why “Where Are Ü Now”? Because Skrillex and Diplo managed to make Justin Bieber “Grammy-cool.” Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016 “To Pimp… Read More »2016 Classic: Best Dance Recording
2016 Vintage: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my low-IV duplicates. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Damn Daniel Flex
Why did the hallway monitor look so confused in the spring? Because every time a specific kid walked past wearing regular white canvas sneakers, four… Read More »2016 Classic: The Damn Daniel Flex
2016 Archive: The Potato
I’m no longer a “couch” potato—I’m a walker. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Archive: The Potato
2016 Vintage: Harambe the Gorilla
Why was he everywhere? Because a tragic zoo incident turned a silverback into the internet’s most enduring and confusing meme, proving that 2016 humor was… Read More »2016 Vintage: Harambe the Gorilla
2015 Archive: The Save
I’m “keeping” my sanity in the Fury Road. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The “Stitches” Shawn Mendes
He’s getting beat up by an invisible ghost in the video, which is exactly how my 2015 feels. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Stitches” Shawn Mendes
2014 Classic: The Cate Blanchett Win
Why did she win for Blue Jasmine? Because playing a wealthy woman having a nervous breakdown is the most “Academy” thing anyone has ever done.… Read More »2014 Classic: The Cate Blanchett Win
2014 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Bryan Cranston? For proving you can say goodbye to a series by snatching the trophy right out from under a Louisiana detective. Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)