I’m “keeping” my sanity in the Fury Road.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
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The stars are aligned for this joke.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!