Why “Don’t Phunk with My Heart”? Because the Black Eyed Peas were the only ones brave enough to use “Phunk” as a verb.
Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2006 “Dismantling Bombs & Emancipating Mimi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old n...read more »
2024 Archive: Best Progressive R&B Album
Why SOS? Because SZA turned a distress signal into a global celeb...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why "Snooze"? Because SZA made a song so good we literally forgot...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg” Edition
In 2011, the 53rd Grammy Awards were the ultimate "Hipster Reveng...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Music Video
Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Traditional R&B Performance
Why "Good Morning"? Because PJ Morton is the most consistent "Smo...read more »
2025 Classic: Charli XCX’s Brat Era
Why did she win Best Dance/Electronic Album? Because the Grammys ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? (See: Killer Mike’s afternoon s...read more »
40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture” Edition
In 2004, the 46th Grammy Awards were a victory lap for the South....read more »
34 Grammy Jokes: The 1997 “Falling Into You & Odelay” Edition
In 1997, the 39th Grammy Awards were a battle between polished po...read more »
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2024 Archive: Best New Artist
Why Victoria Monét? Because she’s the "New Artist" who’s been run...read more »
2025 Classic: André 3000’s Flute
Why was he nominated for Album of the Year? To prove that you can...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it the "Greatest Night"? Because it was the night the "Qu...read more »
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
The magic man... is laughing!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!