Why did we stop eating dessert? Because Jason Biggs made us realize that a warm apple pie was no longer just a tasty treat, but a social hazard.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
No way! That’s too much!