We’re all wearing bulky headsets in arcades thinking this is the future, while we’re actually just getting motion sickness in 240p.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!