2013 Legacy: The Host’s Boredom
Why was it hit? Because it proved that even without vampires, the source material could still make an audience want to sleep for a century.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Host’s Boredom
2013 Legacy: The Hunger Games
Catching Fire: A guy complains that his spicy wings are “catching fire.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Hunger Games
2013 Vintage: The George W. Bush Paintings
Why did the world love his bathtub self-portraits? Because it was the first time since 2008 that a President’s “Draft” didn’t involve a military intervention.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The George W. Bush Paintings
2013 Classic: The Daniel Day-Lewis History
Why did he win his third Oscar? Because he spent a year living in a log cabin and refusing to use a cell phone just… Read More »2013 Classic: The Daniel Day-Lewis History
2012 Archive: The Lance Armstrong Fall
Why did the yellow “Livestrong” bracelets disappear overnight? Because the USADA released a report that demolished the myth of the seven-time Tour winner, turning a… Read More »2012 Archive: The Lance Armstrong Fall
2012 Legacy: The 2012 Nintendo Wii U
A controller with a screen. I’m playing a game on my remote while the TV is on. It’s “Screen-ception.” Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Nintendo Wii U
2011 Vintage: The “Good Feeling” Flo Rida
He sampled Etta James and turned a classic into a gym anthem. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a vacation. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The “District 9” Aliens
Why were they there? To remind the audience that in 2010, the “outsiders” were literally from another planet. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The “District 9” Aliens
2009 Archive: The Circle
I’m “round.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified