2018 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the smart thermostat? Because he proved he was the only one who could “regulate the heat” in the relationship. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
2018 Classic: The Best Sound Mixing
Why did Dunkirk win? Because you could hear every wave, every bullet, and every beat of Hans Zimmer’s heart. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Best Sound Mixing
2016 Vintage: The La La Land Upset
Why was the stage so crowded? Because for exactly two minutes, La La Land was the Best Picture winner, until someone realized that the Oscars… Read More »2016 Vintage: The La La Land Upset
2015 Legacy: The “Dab” Craze
Why was everyone sneezing into their elbows? Because the “Dab” became the only way to celebrate a successful firework launch without looking “basic.” Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Dab” Craze
2015 Archive: The Dropbox “Paper”
Why was the intern happy? He found a new place to “Collaborate” that wasn’t Word or Google Docs, and he was the only one there.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Dropbox “Paper”
2015 Classic: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out with my new gadgets. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Printer
I’m “inking” about a 3D-printed hoverboard. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Tinder Obsession
My single friends are on Tinder. I told my wife we should try a “Marriage Tinder” where we just swipe left on each other’s chore… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Tinder Obsession
2014 Classic: The Jägerbomb
Because some things never go out of style, unfortunately. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Classic: The Jägerbomb
2014 Classic: The Restaurant Tablet Strike
Walking into a modern diner, being handed a glowing tablet instead of a real menu, and flatly telling the waitress that you won’t order a… Read More »2014 Classic: The Restaurant Tablet Strike