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2002 Vintage: Benigni’s Pinocchio

 Why was Roberto Benigni a target? Because watching a 70-year-old man skip around in a fuzzy suit pretending to be a puppet is the kind of fever dream that usually requires professional therapy.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Geocities_Builder03/03/2001 19:02I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Net_Addict_200004/02/2015 05:20My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Keyboard_Warrior12/17/1999 23:07F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Hellboy_Red08/24/2015 11:55I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/30/2005 23:09Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Net_Neutrality08/06/2006 00:04Equality for all jokes!

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