2008 Archive: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Slinky” to the meeting? To show how “flexible” his ethics were during a crisis. Part of the 50 Lawyer… Read More »2008 Archive: The Negotiation
2008 Archive: The Federer-Nadal Wimbledon Final
Why was it the greatest match ever? Because it lasted seven hours, finished in near-darkness, and Nadal finally climbed the mountain to prove that Federer’s… Read More »2008 Archive: The Federer-Nadal Wimbledon Final
2008 Archive: The Nintendogs Abandonment
The girl who had an emotional breakdown during biology because she realized she hadn’t turned on her Nintendo DS to feed her virtual puppy since… Read More »2008 Archive: The Nintendogs Abandonment
2008 Legacy: The Joker Card
I’m “playing” my best hand. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” She says they make her “disappointed face” look “aggressive” when it’s actually just “observational.” Part of the 55… Read More »2007 Classic: The Digital Photo
2007 Archive: The Peyton Manning Super Bowl
Why was the rain in Miami so sweet? Because Peyton finally won his first ring, proving he could win the big one even if he… Read More »2007 Archive: The Peyton Manning Super Bowl
2007 Vintage: The Cloverfield
We saw the trailer. She’s afraid of shaky cameras. I told her her driving is like a shaky camera. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Cloverfield
2006 Legacy: The Word 2006 Format Shift
Discovering the new sleek transparent font layouts and using them to make a tiny two-paragraph history paper look like an official corporate brief. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Word 2006 Format Shift
2006 Legacy: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why the Duff Sisters? For making a movie that felt like a 90-minute commercial for things nobody wants to buy. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2006 Legacy: Worst Actress Runner-up
2005 Archive: The MySpace Song
“I picked a new profile song!” “Is it romantic?” “No, it’s James Blunt’s ‘You’re Beautiful’. Now every time you visit my page, you can feel slightly… Read More »2005 Archive: The MySpace Song