I’m “playing” my best hand.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Problem? No, just laughs!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!