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2007 Archive: The Peyton Manning Super Bowl

Why was the rain in Miami so sweet? Because Peyton finally won his first ring, proving he could win the big one even if he had to do it in a tropical storm.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict12/06/2012 15:07LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@QuickTime_Viewer02/11/2003 18:58Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Motherboard_Max03/04/2015 19:35This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Bluetooth_Bot08/04/2002 09:00Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@American_Psycho_P09/13/2000 14:06I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
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